Ode to the Mather Raccoon

In case you thought we don’t have creative range, you thought wrong. Welcome to The Thrill sonnet corner.

Kenyon Situationship Support Group

Hello and welcome to the inaugural meeting of Kenyon’s very own Situationship Support Group!

Kenyon’s Real Rodent Problem: Mousy Brunettes

If you check your “allstu” emails or scan the Collegian, you’ve definitely seen someone complaining about Kenyon’s rampant animal infestation. Rats and bats, raccoons and squirrels… if a species is small and furry, there are almost certainly specimens lurking on campus, eagerly awaiting the opportunity to steal your DoorDash order.

How to Lose Your V-Card Instead of Your K-Card

Let’s not beat around the bush here.