Kenyon Krafts: How to Have No Fun on a Fun Weekend

this is a pure wool sweater from Iceland

this is a pure wool sweater from Iceland

You’re lying if you don’t admit that we’ve all been thinking the same thing: FUN HAS BECOME TOO MAINSTREAM. But I have a solution. I know you and I know what you’re thinking- There is no way that anyone with a hot personality like that hotty Meowreen can be good at sucking the fun out of things! Oh, but I am. I can take a weekend with endless possibilities and turn it into a No Fun Weekend. Here’s how to take perfectly good things and make them a little bit less good. Come on! Let’s go!

Go to Old Kenyon in a Purely Wool Sweater- None of that cotton Blend shit. This is real wool. Burlap even! Only wusses would wear a shirt underneath. You will be so hot and so itchy and so sad because you are so hot. Haha, classic! Continue reading